The Office sentence meme
- ❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞
- ❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞
- ❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞
- ❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞
- ❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞
- ❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞
- ❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞
- ❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞
- ❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞
- ❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞
- ❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞
- ❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞
- ❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞
- ❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞
- ❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞
- ❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞
- ❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞
- ❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞
- ❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞
- ❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞
- ❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞
- ❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞
- ❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞
- ❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞
- ❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞
- ❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞
- ❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞
- ❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞
- ❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞
- ❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. ❞
- ❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞
- ❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞
- ❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞
- ❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞
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