The Office sentence meme 

ask-meme-addicts:

  • I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be.
  • Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞
  • Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die?
  • You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.
  • Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞
  • Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞
  • Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing.
  • Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞
  • I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞
  • Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞
  • Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞
  • I never smile if I can help it.
  • This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now.
  • If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.
  • ❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞
  • I really enjoy being judged. ❞
  • Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞
  • I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞
  • They’re trying to make me an escape goat.
  • If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞
  • Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞
  • I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame.
  • Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
  • Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞
  • Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.
  • Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.
  • So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞
  • Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer.
  • I have the worst attitude of anyone here.
  • And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. 
  • What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?
  • I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?!
  • You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞
  • I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞
 



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 b r i l l i a n t 

i'm not book smart
I'm brooke smart
and there is a big difference.

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brooke davis
from one tree hill

est. july 2014
archived november 2016
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