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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜
❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜
❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜
❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜
❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ 
❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜
❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜
❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜
❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜
❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜
❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜
❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜
❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ 
❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜
❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜
❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜
❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜  
❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜
❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜
❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜
❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜
❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜
❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜
❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜
❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ 
❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜
❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜
❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜
❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜        
❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜
❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜
❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

 



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