❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
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“Trust me, B. MADDOX – you sound anything but ELEGANT right now.” After not hearing from her friend for a SOLID 24 HOURS, she’s managed to track her down at her hotel suite getaway – & lo’ & behold, she’s clearly been working on emptying out the entire mini-bar. “Now are you gonna tell me what’s wrong, or do I have to start GUESSING ?? ‘Cause this ?? It’s NOT CUTE. I’m worried. You DO know what’s going on in this town, right ?? You can’t just – like – disappear off the face of the PLANET & think it’s okay.”
